Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Parlez Vous Francais?

Princess #2: You've lost your bah-ty pahts!

King: Bahty pahts?

Princess #2: BODY PARTS, it's french!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Spell What??

Princess #3 has been enjoying being a part of a preschool age singing group at our church the past couple of months. They worked hard on several songs to sing for Mother's Day. When I asked her what songs they were going to sing she told me the titles of two songs I was familiar with and one that left me perplexed after she described it like this: "It's a song about God and dogs and how they are spelled the same and are the same and dance and stuff like that. That's why I have to bring a stuffed dog to church on Sunday Mama."
Suffice it to say, I was interested to hear that last one!! And imagine my surprise when it was this little gem. She knows the words by heart and now so do I. I think you'll be blessed.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

A Decade


So today marks Princess #1's 10th birthday. She got her ears pierced the minute the mall opened today. The long-awaited, much-anticipated rite of passage (in our family) has been completed. Whew. She is now living proof to her younger sisters that you really can make it all the way to 10 without your ears pierced. Who knew?

What can I say about this oldest child-of-mine? She my right-hand gal. She is my seemingly tireless reader. She is my artist. She is the go-to brother watcher, always ready to report for "Prince duty". She is a faithful friend. She loves to shop. She loves to be the boss (I can relate). She loves to be right (I can relate). She loves.

A fellow homeschool mom (who recently adopted her 5th baby), and I were talking earlier this year. And she confided that if she had to care for that many kids without the help of her oldest, she would be sunk. I feel the same way. Sure our relationship is rocky at times, what mother-daughter relationship isn't? But at the end of the day, I'd be lost without her.

She came into this world as quiet as a mouse. Seriously. Not a peep. (Until I met Princess #2 I thought all babies came out that way. {grin} ) However quiet, her presence woke me up for good 10 years ago, and I've been awake ever since (not literally, although some days . . . ). I am so thankful God chose me to be her mom.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Cowgirl Up!!

Queen (in a frustrated tone): Princess #1, what's going on?

Princess #1 (in a brisk, disinterested tone): I don't know. (exasperated, exaggerated sigh)

Queen: Well, you need to get off your high horse and . . .

Princess #2 (interrupting! excitedly!): So I can get on it!!!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

What's Up With That?

So the castle mutts who can clean out two litter boxes in 30 seconds flat, won't eat non-toxic Elmer's school glue.

Really. I've tried all day to get them to clean up what I thought was sour cream.

C'mon guys, give the queen a break and do a little needed job around here. I've got the cat boxes covered boys, but the glue--you should have at least tried it. . . maybe it would have tasted like sour cream, because God only knows what you two find so tasty about cat refuse.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Thursday, April 15, 2010

A Future Career Perhaps?

"Sit here, dah-ling. When I'm through with you, you'll look fab-u-lous!"
"Trust me, gorgeous!
We're almost done."

"Just a minute, I need to touch up mine."


"Okay, you look perfect! Come again soon!"

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Sometimes a Little Guy Just Needs . . .

. . . the cozy lap of a special big sister to lay on. I am constantly amazed at how patient and loving and tolerant Princess #3 can be with her little brother. She doesn't complain about being touched by him and will even encourage his hugs and kisses. Their love for one another is such a blessing.

"Hold me Lala (the Prince's name for Princess #3)."

"I'll give you kisses on your arm!"

"And get all cozy and think about a snooze."

Monday, April 12, 2010

Happiness Is . . .



. . . seeing your sister and brother become a family of three!!

Isn't my nephew the cutest EVER?!?!

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Boy vs. Girl

His sisters used this for their baby dolls to take a nap.
The Prince however, has found an even more practical use.

"Got it into position, and gonna give it a test run."


"Hey, if I put my hands on the window, instead of the sill . . . "


"Yep, that did the trick. Now if I can get that second leg up and make the glass disappear, life will be sweet!!"

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Balance

I struggle to achieve balance in my life. Clean house vs. Educated Kids, Knitting vs. Exercise, Playing outside vs. Starting dinner, this list could go on for ages. The tightrope walking of my life is spent in the net or re-climbing the ladder most days. Which is a frustration, but also a blessing, if that makes any sense!

A clean floor, counter, family room, kitchen has a shelf life at max of 12 hours here at the castle--and that's on a weird, blue-moon kind of day. So to honor the chaos that is my life, I give you my counter top in all it's glory!!

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Almost Wordless Wednesday


I just learned last night that
the nephew of my heart
will be joining his forever family soon!
I'm so excited I could burst!!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Almost Wordless Wednesday

Great Grandpa holding the Prince--who was his very first grandson,
great or otherwise, for the first time.
What a blessing for my children to have a Great Grandpa
in their lives for however much longer
God chooses to keep him on earth.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Overheard from the Family Room . . .

. . . a future plan.

Princess #1: When I'm 18 I'm going to get my name tattooed on my back and then when I get married I will tattoo my husband's name on my back, and then my kids' names.

Princess #2: Why on earth would you do that??

Princess #1: So if I die and someone finds me they'll know who I am.

King: No, they'll just see a bunch of names on your back.

Princess #1: Heavy.sigh.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

A Girl After My Own Heart

Princess #3: I really like these sandals Mama, they will be great for the beach!

Queen: Oh, yah, those will be perfect for the beach!

Princess #3: I'm gonna bring my crocs, my sneaks, and these shoes when we go. Wait. How many days are we going to be gone?

Queen: Seven whole days!! I can't wait!

Princess #3: Whew. I'm gonna have to bring more shoes!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Monday, March 08, 2010

A Memo For The Prince


Just so you know for future reference:
Black socks with white legs is never a good look, son.ever.
And especially so with shorts.
So just don't even go there.
Of course, since your legs are chubby and adorable,
we'll over-look your fashion faux pas . . . for now.

Friday, March 05, 2010

True Dat

I love my children's wisdom. It is practical, logical, and it's depth always catches me by surprise.

A case in point from this week:

Princess #3: Sleeping Beauty wasn't very smart.

Queen: What makes you say that?

Princess #3: Because she married Prince Phillip!

Queen: You don't think she should have married him?

Princess #3: NO WAY!! All she knew about him was that his kisses wake you up! You need to be best friends first Mama, then get married!!

Queen: Preach it sistah!!

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Gratuitous Knitting Post

Project: Itty Bitty Baby Cardigan
Pattern from Itty Bitty Nursery
For: Baby Girl Haase
Yarn: Cotton Stria from Manos Del Uruguay
Verdict: Adorable. Flower and vine make the cardy. :)

Project: Lucy Bag
Pattern by: Two Old Bags
For: Me
Yarn: Noro Kureyon-4 skeins (my b-day gift from my parents)
Verdict: Mindless knitting with totally wonderful end result= a keeper!

Project: Felicity
For: Me (modeled by Princess #1)
Yarn: "Old Sweater" by Jill Draper
Verdict: Lovely, slouchy style=virtually no hat-head
Gorgeous, soft, angora-merino blend hand-dyed, hand-spun yarn sets this simple pattern off! And finally some of Jill's yummy yarn for me!



Monday, March 01, 2010

Science Lesson

Princess #2 is taking an awesome class at our homeschool co-op called "God's Unique Creatures". She loves animals, and learning about unusual ones or unusual skills an animal may have rocks her world. Last week she learned all about the wonders of the earthworm, which she was eager to impart to her big sister who is completely grossed out by worms.

Princess #2: Hey Princess #1, I found a worm and it's breathing on me!! (said while shoving the palm of her hand with the worm into her sister's face)

Princess #1: That's disgusting! Put it down!

Princess #2: No really, you gotta feel it breathe on your skin.

Princess #1: What are you talking about?

Princess #2: Earthworms breathe through their skin. So it's breathing all up and down it's body right now. I think I feel it's hairs.

Princess #1: Worms don't have hair!! Put it down!! Moooooommmmm!!

Princess #2: They do too! The little hairs help them move. Isn't that cool?!? (now holding the worm up for closer inspection-while Princess #1 begins to gag)

Queen: Okay, time to put the worm back in his home. How about my garden by the porch?

Princess #2: Okay. Mama, did you ever think that I would know so much about worms when I was this age.

Queen: No, I can honestly say I really didn't.

Princess #1: Wash your hands, puh-leeese!!

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Overheard from the Backseat

Princess #1: God doesn't care what we look like on the outside, He just cares about what we look like on the inside.

Princess #3: God cares about what our blood and guts look like???

Princess #1: No, I just mean that God wants our insides to be pretty, like a clean heart.

Princess #3: Well, I don't even know how to clean my heart. Do you do it when you shower Princess #1?

I'll leave off Princess #1's further explanation, which by the way was excellent and theologically sound, and ended with Princess #3 being exasperated, because her heart is already clean "that" way. She really just wanted to know if you could really clean your heart with soap and water. :)

Friday, February 26, 2010

Overheard from the Family Room . . .

Princess #2's Barbie: I have such a hard time finding a modest swimsuit. I don't want a bikini or a swim-dress. I just want a nice swimsuit.

Princess #1's Barbie: Oh I know! I have two children. Hell-o, I have a mama's stomach. I can't wear a bikini or even want to!!

Princess #2's Barbie: I guess we'll figure something out someday.

Note from the Queen: Good luck with that Princess #2's Barbie.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Problem Solved

We shop at Costco. Alot. I love Costco! However, one thing I detest are those individually wrapped rolls of T.P. Never fails that the end of the roll comes round on my trip and then I have to unwrap the new roll and, well, you get the idea. However, today in a moment of quietness, my problem was solved! Who knew being naughty would actually be a blessing for a mama?!

"Wow! This is strangely satisfying and oh so addicting!"

"Okay, two down, I wonder how many more I can tear into before someone notices?"

"The sound of ripping is like a drug."

"Wait! We're out. That can't be right, Mama shops at Costco!"

The end result: 7 freshly unwrapped rolls, just waiting to be used.
I call that a good day's work.

An interesting side note: Unrolling the T.P. did not seem to be of interest during this 15 minutes of fun, just taking off the "Kirkland" paper.
Of course, if it's a roll already on the dispenser, then my friends you got trouble.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Almost Wordless Wednesday

Will you be my Valentine??

(I know it's late, but that's what happens when you wait forever to upload your photos!)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Let Them Eat Cake

February is a big birthday month here at the castle. And what birthday would be complete without cake?? So without further ado, the cakes of February 2010!

As is our tradition for first birthday's, homemade angel food cake with coolwhip frosting!


Princess #3 wanted an "Atilla" cake for her 5th. Atilla is my parents' calico kitty.

Another tradition here at the castle is having your first friend party on your 5th birthday.
So Princess #3 and her friends celebrated with a pink poodle cake!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Happy Birthday Princess #3!!

Princess #3 turns five today. FIVE!! I can't really believe it myself.

Dear Princess #3-
You love to hear your birth story, so here it is, so you can read it one day.

Five years ago, I stopped Daddy from going to work, by telling him, "I think my water broke a few hours ago. The contractions aren't very strong though." Then I called Nanny and stopped her from going to work, so she could come over and watch your big sisters. Once she arrived around 7 or so, we drove over to the hospital. The contractions were getting stronger, and I was getting excited to meet you.

Once we got settled into triage, my mid-wife joined us and confirmed that yes indeed, you were on the way-even though you were 26 days early--no going home for us! Whoo-hoo! We moved down the hall to a *real* room and waited.

And waited. And paced. And waited. And talked. And joked about how this would be our last solo date for awhile. Then around 1 pm or so, the contractions started to pick up the pace and become harder and longer. We walked through them and then began to breathe through them. Finally at 6 pm, I couldn't walk through them any more-so I soaked in the tub through them, and they stopped. Not altogether, but enough to cause alarm for your mama, I was ready to meet you!!

After a lot of checking and turning, my mid-wife decided that you had turned face-up. She helped us get labor going again-yay! Then at 8:45 pm I was ready to push and half an hour later there you were. Crying, face-up, umbilical cord slung over your shoulder, BEAUTIFUL! My mid-wife's first words were, "Look at that cleft chin! She is gorgeous!"

I got to hold you all slippery and perfect. And saw that you had the deepest dimple in your left cheek and just the whisper of one in your right to go with that cleft chin! So cute! I nursed you and then let the nurse check you over. You needed a bit of oxygen, seeing as you came out upside down, but Daddy was right there with you. When you cried he talked to you, and I watched you turn your head towards his voice. You knew him already!

And now you are five and wonderful and wise, as only five year olds can be. We love you. Just the way you are. You are ours. God made you for us and us for you. What a blessing. We are excited to watch and help you grow to be more like Him every day.

Happy Birthday sweetheart.
Love-
Mama and Daddy

Almost Wordless Wednesday


Was it really five years ago
that this dimpled little doll-girl
joined our family?
Can't imagine living in the castle
without her to brighten our days!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

1,824 Days Ago . . .

. . . I called a friend and told her, "I think I'm having regular contractions." She laughed (as only she can :) ) and agreed that I was probably in early labor, and said she knew that Princess #3 would come early! So I hurried to finish baby's blanket. Weaving in all the loose ends of yarn, and timing contractions. By the time the older kids got home from Awana, I had talked myself out of thinking "this was it". . . til 1 am when my water broke!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Prince is One


Happy 1st Birthday Son!

2-11-09 the sun shone, a whole lot brighter
Than ever it had before, smiling down on me
At 1:26 PM both hands of time stopped turning,
And you came waltzing in to change my world for good
Suddenly living life meant so much more
On the day that you were born*



*Lyrics from Steven Curtis Chapman's song 11-6-64




Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

One Year Ago Today . . .

. . . I got the unbelievably great (and scary) okay that the Prince would be born that week! In fact in two days time. No more unproductive contractions, no more watching my belly grow by the hour, no more waiting!

I raced over to the hospital to do my pre-surgical "stuff", calling the King and the Queen Mother and Father as I went to tell them the exciting news! As I sat waiting for the blood draw, a nice older lady asked when I was due, and I told her Wednesday. And then it hit me. Reality that is. I'm going to have a baby. On Wednesday. Via c-section. Never done that before. And baby is a boy. Never done that before. On Wednesday I'll be a mom to four kids.

I put my head down by my knees as best I could. Wishing that my purse was a paper bag. Trying not to freak out as the awesomeness of what was about to happen in my life sunk in.

One year ago today.

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Overheard from the Family Room . . .

. . . Princess #2 and Princess #3 were playing house when I happened upon this conversation:

Princess #3: I'm sorry to say that it's been a busy day, so we're going to have to eat a store bought lunch.

Princess #2: (with great distress) Oh no! It's so much healthier and cheaper to eat at home.

Princess #3: (heavy sigh) I know honey, but sometimes easier is better for your mama.


Do they know their mama's answers to both sides of this conversation or what??

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Almost Wordless Wednesday

One year ago today, I had the King take this picture as we were headed in for yet another round of what would end up to be horrible pre-term labor, instead of meeting our little guy.again.
Seems like forever ago.


Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Happiness Is . . .

. . . having a mei tai for your unhappy, screaming, snotty-nosed (literally), 26 lb. prince to ride in on your back, so you can have hands free to try to whip the castle into company-worthy shape.

*I'd post a picture of him riding along, but am wearing horizontal stripes--oh so not flattering, hence photo deleted!!*