A rash of horse-craziness has descended upon the Castle. It's not just affecting Princess #2 this time, Princess #3 and the Prince have both been diagnosed. Troubling for the Queen to be sure. If I thought being a soccer mom was a tough fit, imagine what being equine mom is going to do for my image. {grin}
I decided I needed to get to the bottom of this madness. Is being horse-crazy contagious? Is it genetic? Hmm. Or is there another, more reasonable explanation?
Queen: So why are you so crazy about horses all of a sudden Princess #3?
Princess #3: Well, I realized that I will never have a panda for a pet, but I could have a horse someday.
See? She is only horse crazy because *real* pet pandas are hard to come by. You can feel my relief. Can't you?
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