Princess #2: Oooh, look at all those baby boy calves!!!
Princess #1: Those aren't all boy calves, you're seeing their umbilican (her word) cords that haven't fallen off yet.
Princess #2: Yes I remember, you have to watch how they go to the bathroom, so you can tell if they are a boy or a girl.
Princess #1: Yep. That's right.
Princess #2: But it only works when they go #1, you can forget about #2.
Queen {shaking head}: The things your Papa teaches you.
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