Forty-five minutes later, he was released when his special clock turned yellow.
This is what the Queen spies:
One naked Prince.
One disheveled bed.
One empty dresser.
This is what the Queen smells:
Butt powder.
Vicks baby rub.
Missing from view:
The books.
The tag reader.
The magnet board.
When asked the eternal question WHY, for the love of Pete, WHY???
The Prince answered: You can't put butt powder on your clothes mama.
Just on your butt.
No comments:
Post a Comment