. . . lest you have the mistaken idea that life here at the Castle is
idyllic on a daily basis I give you a typical morning
of my life that happened this week.
Here it is by the numbers:
. . . 1 child out of 4 happy to start the day.
. . . 2 1/2 children dressed for the day.
. . . 1 pot of Scottish Oatmeal overflowing onto the stovetop.
. . . 1 Queen swearing . . . softly. (Just keeping it real people.)
. . . 1 child screaming for MOMMY.
. . . 1 child screaming that they didn't *want* Scottish Oatmeal for breakfast.
. . . 1 child running around with no unders on. (The happy one.){grin}
. . . 1 can of caffeinated beverage of choice consumed by the Queen.
. . . 5 bowls of oatmeal dished up.
. . . 1 wrong spoon used causing more screaming.
. . . 4 children eating.
. . . 1 Queen sighing.
. . . 1 pot of water on, to make the second dose of
caffeinated beverage for the Queen.
And all this, before 8 AM, my dear friends.
. . .