Overheard From the Bathroom

Queen {post-wiping}: Okay, you're all set, clean as a whistle.

Princess #3: Mama, whistles really aren't very clean you know. You put them in your mouth and then blow. That makes mouth germs in them which aren't clean. You should say, "Clean as washed hands."

Queen {biting back a sigh}: Okay, you're all set, clean as washed hands.

I guess she does have a point. {grin}